Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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