And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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