Define "chronic" masturbator.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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