Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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