what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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