sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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