you win again, gameday.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
