yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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