What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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