No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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