pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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