WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
