party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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