That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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