My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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