actually, I'm a sock model
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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