The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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