Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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