i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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