I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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