Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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