I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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