I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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