she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
