One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
