I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Everyone says I win the strip club
They have beer where we have blood.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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