Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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