If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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