Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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