Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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