I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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