okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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