it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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