NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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