I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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