idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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