i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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