I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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