Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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