clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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