OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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