this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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