is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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