i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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