I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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