just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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