def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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