I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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