he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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