hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I touched a dick in church today
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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