This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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