woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
