Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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