Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
North Korea, Best Korea!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I need to calm my uterus...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
