Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Come see our sink grown plant.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
