Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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